Have you ever met that one person who thinks they know anything about everything and he or she gets soo annoying to a point where you don’t even know what they’re talking about, and you don’t care.
Well to get them really angry all you have to say is that you know everything there is to know about life.
They’ll probably ask how and doubt you
And all you have to say is:
I learned everything I need to know about life in kindergarten.
Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life – learn, think, draw, paint, sing , dance, play and work
Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
Know--- Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup--they all die. -----and So do we.
And always remember the please and thank you’s
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This is everything you need to know about living life.
Now if Mr. Smarty pants doesn’t agree, ask him to give you an example of any situation in life… you’ll prove him wrong and shut him up
Finally…
Think what a better world it would be if we all had cookies and milk at 2 o'clock in the afternoon and then lay down with our blanky’s for a nap.
Or if our government had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess.
And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out in the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.

That will shut Mr. Know-it-all.. up.. for a while.